cucumberbatchin:

do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

ccushty:

punkgender:

one of the worst things about becoming educated on social issues is when people are like ‘you used to have a sense of humor’

no i used to have internalized prejudices which i’ve worked really hard to overcome and i realize now that your jokes are shitty

Always reblog this because becoming more socially aware makes you dislike a lot of people
jasonregurgitateshisthoughts:

this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age

uhmeliamay:

meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever

"Fuck, my tea."
me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

canadianslut:

Can I suck your dick?
*Teacher pops out of nowhere*: I don’t know, CAN you??

urbancatfitters:

you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”